You've probably noticed: people are ill more often when the Northern Hemisphere is no longer receiving "direct sunlight"... many citizens may refer to this anomaly as The Winter Months. No worries, Clorox invented a cleaning system that even the busiest of the busy may utilize on an exceedingly frequent basis.
Behold, the life-altering, cutting edge advancement.
Our entire office in Chicago has been under the weather for the most part over the past few weeks, save one. That's me. I probably have a hand attached to a Clorox D-Wipe (that's lingo for the "informed" or "enlightened") at least 20 to 40 minutes out of each day. Why? Well, I am a messy eater, and even before that when I cook or procure nourishment it's usually a chaotic rush of sustenance flying around everywhere, be it at my desk at work or at the homestead. D-Wipes double as paper towels, vaccuum cleaners, bathroom cleansers, window washers, Q-Tips, and dust collectors. Admittedly, one of those uses does not belong and may have been fabricated by yours truly. You'll figure it out I'm sure.
Moral of story? Pick up a dozen or so of these cannisters during your next CVS/Wallgreens/grocery trip. Your immunity will be maximized and the general populace will appreciate the fact that you are no longer a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Anybody that watched Cinemax for even a moment this previous weekend will know where that came from.
Stay clean, stay focused. Have a great week!
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