The proof is in the pudding. And/or the Sun-Times. Mayhap they messed up the portion on the revenues, and/or we're going to have to let the majority of every employee in each department at FastServers.Net depart at their (our) earliest convenience(s)... but thankfully, surely I jest... just as surely as Jay Mariotti & Co. botched that particular detail...
So I "tried to kill Ian" for a few years. Hahaha. Half-hearted attempts, at best. The kid's still kicking. It's verifiably been a long, long while since the mid-nineties. And really, it has been beyond intriguing throughout, as well as a tremendously rewarding learning experience. We're certainly looking forward to much, much more of the same as we head towards our revenue goal of "billions"... considering that, no article or similar publication could negatively impact the populace's perspective of the sheer immensity of our business.
Hey, they've just fixed the (online) verbiage from "revenues this month" to "revenues this year", alongside a numerical adjustment, thus neutralizing the entire underlying structure of this here post. Pity. The print copies are still infected! But really, FastServers isn't enormous by any stretch of the imagination. That's perfectly fine with me. With all of us. A handful of a thousand boxes does not a clumsy hosting juggernaut create. That's barely english, but I'll continue. Fortunately (by design, perhaps), this "mid-range" industry status allows us to service your critical environments in an ever-increasingly meticulous fashion, while maintaining that personal, everyday touch with each of you. If that critical aspect slips in the slightest (not bloody likely), you'll want to contact me. Immediately.
There's plenty on tap, as the summer expires.
Here's a taster of what's on deck...
1) CentOS/RHEL 5.x... now offered for all "Managed" environments.
2) UltraGuard Suite (UGS) rollout for D1/D2 clients!
3) PHP 4.x.x shall be upgraded or destroyed before spring '08.
4) The Chicago Cubs shall be marginalized before autumn '07.
5) Major networking advancements (CHGO/IOWA)... nearing completion.
More to come...
Until then, love him or hate him, it's time to yield the floor to a certain Olbermann, Keith, who will now unveil his latest salvo of truthocity, if I may be so bold. You cannot blame a dude for telling it as it quite probably is. Dissenters are welcome, to be sure. This is the U.S. of A, after all.
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